So my professor was asking questions.
  • Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
  • Like 3 people: *raises hand*
  • Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
  • Me: *raises hand*
  • Professor: *points me out* why?
  • Me: It's illegal.
  • Professor: touche.

pizza:

pokec0re:

1915 lol

well thank god they started filling the glasses with coke

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buttlid:

arctic-mcpenguin:

Congratulations to Minnesota for passing same-sex marriage in the House and Senate this week. Governor Dayton will sign the law later, and make same-sex marriages legal starting August 1st. Marriage equality for everybody!

you betcha

Favourite Pokémon Ask Thing
  • 1. Favourite overall Pokémon?
  • 2. Favourite Normal-type Pokémon?
  • 3. Favourite Flying-type Pokémon?
  • 4. Favourite Grass-type Pokémon?
  • 5. Favourite Fire-type Pokémon?
  • 6. Favourite Water-type Pokémon?
  • 7. Favourite Bug-type Pokémon?
  • 8. Favourite Rock-type Pokémon?
  • 9. Favourite Electric-type Pokémon?
  • 10. Favourite Poison-type Pokémon?
  • 11. Favourite Psychic-type Pokémon?
  • 12. Favourite Ground-type Pokémon?
  • 13. Favourite Ice-type Pokémon?
  • 14. Favourite Fighting-type Pokémon?
  • 15. Favourite Ghost-type Pokémon?
  • 16. Favourite Dragon-type Pokémon?
  • 17. Favourite Dark-type Pokémon?
  • 18. Favourite Steel-type Pokémon?
  • 19. Favourite Gen 1 Pokémon?
  • 20. Favourite Gen 2 Pokémon?
  • 21. Favourite Gen 3 Pokémon?
  • 22. Favourite Gen 4 Pokémon?
  • 23. Favourite Gen 5 Pokémon?
  • 24. Favourite Gen 6 Pokémon?
  • 25. Least favourite Pokémon?
  • 26. Favourite Legendary?
  • 27. Favourite Kanto Legendary Bird?
  • 28. Favourite Johto Legendary Beast?
  • 29. Favourite Regi?
  • 30. Favourite of the Weather Trio?
  • 31. Favourite of the Lake Trio?
  • 32. Favourite Sinnoh Legendary Dragon?
  • 33. Favourite Sword of Justice?
  • 34. Favourite of the Kami Trio?
  • 35. Favourite of the Tao Trio?
  • 36. Least Favourite Legendary?
  • 37. Favourite Starter Pokémon?
  • 38. Favourite Pokémon main series game?
  • 39. Favourite Pokémon spin-off game?
  • 40. Least favourite Pokémon game?
  • 41. Favourite season of the Pokémon anime?
  • 42. Favourite Pokémon anime opening?
  • 43. Favourite Pokémon movie?
  • 44. Favourite Pokémon memory?

acquaintedwithrask:

this comic defines me

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tastefullyoffensive:

[jonaszimmer]


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notahoe:

me if I ever get into politics 

9gag:

Bluetooth stickers

BREAKING NEWS: A judge has ordered the FDA to make the morning-after pill available over-the-counter nationwide—no matter how old you are.

shortformblog:

Previously, the pill required a prescription for girls aged 16 or under. In 2011, Health and Human Services secretary Kathleen Sebelius made a controversial move, blocking an FDA recommendation that the pill be available over-the-counter to anyone.

memecollection:

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ruinedchildhood:

GOTTA CATCH’EM ALL! GOTTA CATCH’EM ALL

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Macklemore

9gag-is-for-12-year-olds:

  • has song about feminism
  • has song about gay rights
  • has song about consumerism
  • has songs about drug abuse and alcoholism
  • has song about white privilege
  • in all of them, he speaks realistically about subject and includes his personal experience
  • fucking song about thrift shopping gets popular

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